I think it’s an unwritten rule for the r’n'r to remain largely apolitical (although you can admit the humor is what you keep coming back for), however tonight’s an exception. The G8 leaders pledged aid to Africa. Now they’re doing the “oh, um, you mean actual money?” dance. This would be enough for the tinfoil hat crowd to point and cry “corruption!” however these leaders are elected by the people. They represent us.

Did anyone here say go back on your word?

Hope not, or you gotta answer to Geldof and the B. (And like them, I’m starting to get a little angry…)