Pre-Complain About Apple
May 17th, 2006
Given that the MacBook’s haven’t been out 24 hours and already some people are complaining about the screens I’d like to just up the ante a little bit and list all of my complaints about products before they are released:
The new iPod’s battery life is way too short. I want to be able to go sailing around the world on a single charge. 36 hours just isn’t going to cut it.
The new iPod gets scratched so easily! I ran my keys across it once and boom! I can’t see the screen anymore.
Where’s my 500GB iPod? Sorry, 30, 60, and 100GB just isn’t going to cut it anymore. What were they thinking???
The new laptop is WAAAY too heavy! I’m sorry but if they can’t cram a SuperDrive, Core Duo, 1440×900 res screen and 120GB hard drive into an enclosure less than 4 grams, what are we paying for?
The new laptop is way too expensive! For about 4x the price, I can get a DELL that weighs twice as much with the same features. Mac’s are so expensive!!! Huh?
I wish you could get the new Mac Pro’s with 16 cores instead of 8. Slackers.