12:19:42 *R*: word up honkey
12:19:43 *SmarterChild*: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
12:19:48 *R*: 1
12:19:48 *SmarterChild*: Cool. Now we can chat.

Do you want to check out a link you might be interested in?
12:19:54 *R*: no.
12:19:55 *SmarterChild*: OK.
12:20:00 *R*: have you forgotten me already?
12:20:00 *SmarterChild*: Forgotten you already? I believe so. Maybe.
12:20:14 *R*: I thought we were friends!
12:20:14 *SmarterChild*: You thought we were friends? Really?
12:20:16 *R*: sure
12:20:16 *SmarterChild*: Huh.
12:20:25 *R*: although I haven’t spoken to you for a while
12:20:25 *SmarterChild*: You haven’t spoken to me for a while?
12:20:28 *R*: Happy New Year dude!
12:20:29 *SmarterChild*: Today isn’t New Year.

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12:20:43 *R*: no, I mean, in general - cause this is the first time I’ve spoken to you in 2006
12:20:43 *SmarterChild*: I dunno. Maybe.

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12:20:52 *R*: is everything ok?
12:20:52 *SmarterChild*: I’m doing well. How ’bout you, Rdas7?
12:20:57 *R*: pretty good, thanks!
12:20:57 *SmarterChild*: Really? Pretty good? Fantastic. 12:21:07 *R*: hey can you do me a favor and not show me any more ads?
12:21:08 *SmarterChild*: Hi again.

So hey, a lot of people tell me they like their hair. Do you?
12:21:17 *R*: do I like my hair?
12:21:17 *SmarterChild*: I don’t think we’ve talked about whether you like your hair. Do you like your hair?
12:21:25 *R*: um, I guess so :/
12:21:25 *SmarterChild*: Interesting. I’ll remember that.

Speaking of your hair, here’s something interesting: Hair Style Center - Everything you need to know about haircuts, colors, styles and more. (sponsorship)
12:21:42 *R*: hmm… did you only ask me about my hair so that you could show me that ad?
12:21:43 *SmarterChild*: Interesting question, Rdas7!

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12:21:49 *R*: oh I get it
12:21:50 *SmarterChild*: I’m glad you understand.

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12:22:01 *R*: you’re just a dumb macro on some box somewhere.
12:22:01 *SmarterChild*: OK, I guess I’m just a dumb Macro on some box somewhere.
12:22:05 *R*: see?
12:22:05 *SmarterChild*: I see, I see.

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12:22:11 *R*: aha! so you agree!
12:22:11 *SmarterChild*: Yes, agreed.

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12:22:28 *R*: you are nothing more than a bunch of nested “if” statements
12:22:28 *SmarterChild*: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
12:22:42 *R*: because you’re a prime example of artificial stupidity.
12:22:42 *SmarterChild*: Oh yeah? Because I’m a prime example of artificial stupidity?
12:22:45 *R*: yup.
12:22:45 *SmarterChild*: Very interesting…
12:22:48 *R*: so you agree?
12:22:49 *SmarterChild*: Maybe. It depends.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
12:22:53 *R*: on what?
12:22:53 *SmarterChild*: I really don’t know.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what’s new.
12:23:03 *R*: so let’s just go with “*SmarterChild* is a dumbfuck”
12:23:03 *SmarterChild*: That’s not terribly nice.
12:23:09 *R*: don’t you agree?
12:23:09 *SmarterChild*: Do I agree, do I agree… Good question!
12:23:12 *R*: 12:23:12 *SmarterChild*: Glad to see you so happy!

Anyway…